I'd like to take a moment to publicly recognize....well, me. You see I have amazing egg protection skills as clearly evidenced by taking Leah to school in the Science Center of Iowa's "When Things Get Moving" exhibit. While her score of a 2 would be all that most could ever dream of, it still doesn't equal an unbroken egg. "Almost made it" isn't good enough young lady.
Since this is neither hand grenades nor horse shoes, close just isn't good enough.
My smiling safe egg. Because I kind of rule that way.