I often give updates to people at work by saying "In case I get hit by a bus, someone else should know this....". If I do get hit by a bus, this song is to be played at my funeral. I've said this since 2003 but never written it down so here. It's written down now. Hand to God, if someone plays Bette Midler or something instead I'm going to haunt them for the rest of their days.